Princess Milk Dud? Really?

I copied two of my favorite other bloggers today (Melissa & J-Layne), but this was just too much fun to pass up:

1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Emilie Bryen Williams

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(parents’ middle names)
Lillian Bill. So, could I change it to Lil Bil? Hah, this sounds like it should be my rapper name.

3.NASCAR NAME:(grandfathers’ first names)
Bill Thomas or Thomas Bill. I can't decide which sounds better, both sound pretty generic.

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
WilEm. Oh, I could be the next Will.I.Am, except mine would be Will.I.Em. I like it.

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Cougar. hahaha.

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Bryen Bellaire........oh, me likey, me very likey!

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)
The Purple Captain. Betches better be scared of me!

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Emms...hells to the yah! Gosh, I just love how this keeps working out!

9.ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name (or most currently owned pet), current street name)
Gaspar Bowie. Um, Hello?! David Bowie, anyone?! This just keeps getting better...

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Oscar Crescent. Yikes, I think my streak is over.

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Emi-izzle...what up DAWG!

12. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Henry. Fear me.

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Princess Milk Dud. Um, yah, I will just leave it at that.

14. FAMOUS PERSON WHO YOU WISH YOU DIDN’T SHARE A NAME WITH:
No one because no one spells it like me. muahaha. But, my fave EmilY would definitely have to be Emily Blunt. Love that betch!