Chain Mail.

Cute e-mail my mom sent me today. Enjoy, and Happy Hump Day!

"To Be 6"

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife,
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> looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
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> was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for
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> her Birthday? I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
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> mirror.
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> On the
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> morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
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> made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then
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> took her to Six Flags theme park.. What a
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> day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
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> Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
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> Coaster, everything there was.
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head
> was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
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He then took her to a a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
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> Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
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> shake.
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> Then it was
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> off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
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> candy, M&M 's. What a fabulous adventure!
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> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
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> collapsed into bed exhausted.. He leaned over his wife with a
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> big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it
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> like being six
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> again??'
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> Her eyeys slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.. 'I meant
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> my dress size, you dumb
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> ass!'
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> The moral of the story:
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> Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
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> wrong.