Gone are the days of long, blonde hair and pop songs sans heavy breathing. They have been replaced with fake, blonde-ish hair that usually needs to be brushed, mom jeans and a type of vocal compilation that could make glass break, coupled with the most vulgar facial expressions known to man.
Don't believe me? Check out my little gallery of live music from Miss J Simps. The first is from 2000 and just makes me want to dance around, and the last from 2008 makes me want to hurl. Chunks. What happened to our bubble gum pop girl? I'm so over the 'affected' and 'wounded' latest version. Go back to your roots, girl (and, no, i don't mean make another country album...heaven help us all!)
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