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L.C. wants to forgive and forget MTV

Eonline.com: "The Hills stars reveals in the new issue of Cosmopolitan that she knew she'd had enough of the reality series when—wait for it—the MTV producers invited Heidi Montag to L.C.'s birthday party. So rude!"

"After the producers did that, I disappeared. If they were disrespectful, I was going to be disrespectful back. I told them, 'You can call me in a week. Think about what you did,' " she tells the mag.

Current Mood:

Thrilled!

I will be in my hometown this afternoon, and I could not be more excited!! It's been far too long since I've seen my family and friends, and I can't wait to catch up with everyone!

I'll blog more from the Sunshine State! 

Hope everyone has a fabulous day!!

xx

emz

Absolutely Adorable

Nicole & Harlow walking into tape Larry King yesterday. I really hope lil 'Low makes an appearance on Thursday's show. How cute are her lil piggies?!

Guess Who?

“I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”

This one's for you: Lauren's Derriere

"emilie...how am i supposed to work out if you don't post your fist pumping workout playlists on your blog?? get on it, my butt is suffering :-)"

(feel free to play the first on repeat)

LUDA- "Georgia"

Sugarland- "It Happens"

Lady GaGa- "LoveGame"

Charlie Robison- "New Years Day"

Flo Rida- "Sugar"

Pitbull- "I Know You Want Me"

Miranda Lambert- "Love's Looking For You"

George Strait- "How 'Bout Them Cowgirls"

Cross Canadian Ragweed- "Cry Lonely"

Sugarland- "Take Me As I Am"

River Wild.

I hope you guys had a fabulous Memorial weekend. I know I did. We tubed down the river on Sunday and had such a blast. What was supposed to be just a three hour float turned into six, but we didn't complain. In fact, no one was ready to get off the river at the first exit so we kept on going. 

I got quite the stares in my raft because I was in a blow up pool. A 'party' pool to be exact. Best decision of my life. I laid out the entire time, dove out of it, swam around in it and got to hold all the beers. Life was good. 

Until the bottom ripped out of it. A small hole surfaced, because there are rapids on the Guadalupe River (who knew?), and so I ripped it without knowing. Anyway, the hole was fine at first, but it quickly turned into a much larger one, and before I knew it, some members of our group were swimming up through the bottom and jumping in with me. That didn't last long and before I knew it, the bottom went out right from under us. I laughed. My friends laughed. What else could we do?

Thank goodness that my roomie got an extra tube for her feet and I was able to use it for the last hour of our float. Although, I much preferred just swimming around and enjoying myself. 

Until I decided to swim breast stroke right into a rock and scraped my stomach and upper thigh area. It hurt, but someone yelled 'pour beer on it' so I did and I swear it did the trick. At least for the rest of our river day. 

After we finished our float, we drove back into the city and indulged in some yummy Mexican food at one of our favorite haunts and as soon as we got home, we all quickly fell into a mexi-coma. All in all, it was a wonderful weekend, and I am so looking forward to our next River Run. 

I can totally relate to this

"I was told for a very long time that I was not pretty enough, too strange, not edgy enough, but I’ve always been famous, it is just that nobody knew."

--GaGa

Happy Friday!

This is one of my new favorite songs that I thought I would share with you guys. The bf claims the song is 'terrible' but I catch him whistling it every now and then, and he never turns it off when it comes on the radio.

He especially loves my version (that I sing in my best Billy Currington voice) God is Great, People are Good & Beer is CRAZY!

Enjoy below and have a wonderful memorial weekend!!

Kingston's mom is b-a-n-a-n-a-s

And, he already looks like a bad ass, even with a pacifier in his mouth.

This look is Huuuuuge!

According to Paris, 'Huge' is going to be the new 'Hot' but you have to enunciate the 'U' when you say it. All together now, "Huuuuuge!"

Jon & Kate put on a Brave Face

It was the sextuplets 5th birthday this weekend and it looks like they had a blast! I wish I could say the same for their parents...

I hope they can keep it together for the kids, but I can only imagine how I would feel if my husband cheated on me with a 23-year-old, but to be fair, I don't know how I would feel if my wife back handed me everyday on camera. 

Soul Sisters

I find it ironic that Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester are filming a movie together because I have always thought they looked so much alike. The flick is called 'The Roommate' but I'm thinking it should be called something more along the lines of 'Separated at Birth.'

And, I also don't know how I feel about Minka dating my other boyfriend....Hands off, sister!

Ageless Beauty

(popsugar.com)

On aging: "It's a journey. It's a total journey. But it's also true. I mean, I'm not 25 years old anymore, nor do I want to be. I wouldn't even want to go back to being 30. You know what I mean? That journey—I've done it already. I don't want to do it again. It's a lot of work to get through it, and I am excited about moving forward. I think that people get caught up in getting back to some place that they already passed. Or to a place where you cannot stay."

Bow No!

Who cares about Miss California getting to keep her crown. What I am dying to know is who invented the hair bow? 

Paris sported this look in promo shots for her new 'My BFF' show and got some serious flack for ripping off Miss Lady Gaga:

                                                   (image via perezhilton.com)

But, Paris claims on her twitter page (i know, i know, i'm supposed to be taking a break. last post, i promise) that she rocked the bow back in 2006 at a movie premiere and even included a pic. Oh snap. 

So, the question remains: Did Gaga copy Paris? Break out the extra-strength hair spray, it's about to be a cat fight. 

Have no fear...

Emz is here!

So, because of J Layne's comment on my most recent post, and this blog post: http://anmoczynski.wordpress.com/2009/05/11/where-oh-where-has-my-fave-betch-gone

(which brought a tear to my eye, but honestly, it doesn't take much lately. Hello Hormones.)

I am back. 

Thank you so much for reading me every day and being such devoted fans. Your blogs are also some of my favorite reads, and it makes me feel so special that you girls actually care about what emz sez. It's a great feeling, especially when you spend so much time writing and never know what people think. If I can make you both smile with a post, well then consider my job done. 

I've been neglecting you guys because I've been really busy and interviewing up a storm. Some have gone better than others and some I am hoping, wishing and praying that I hear back from soon. Hopefully some wonderful news happens in the very near future so I can share it all with you.

I also have another confession. I've been kind of cheating on you guys with someone. His name, you ask?

Twitter.

I am addicted. I like it so much better than facebook, but I definitely have missed blogging and would never want to replace my first and best outlet to express myself. Twitter might have to take a back seat for a while.